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Posted by Monkey-Boy - February 21st, 2009

As I pasted them into this thread, it was locked, so now they go here

drunk5622: hi
Jess5834: hi
drunk5622: 27/m/usa u
Jess5834: 14/f/uk
drunk5622: way 2 yng sry
drunk5622: lol, real mature
drunk5622: thats why i dont talk to ppl ur age

Shazad-uk: Hi Hun, wana chat...
Jess5834: are you white?
Shazad-uk: nope babes
Shazad-uk: asian
Shazad-uk: u
Jess5834: coolface.jpg
Shazad-uk: ?
Jess5834: so are the legends true?
Shazad-uk: ?what
Jess5834: do asians have tiny penises?
Shazad-uk: no
Shazad-uk: wana chat on the fone
Jess5834: ok
Jess5834: wait lemme find my phone
Shazad-uk: ok
Jess5834: found it
Shazad-uk: cool
Jess5834: 07928189041(yes, that is a real number)
Shazad-uk: wait
Shazad-uk: a/s/l
Jess5834: 14/f/uk
Shazad-uk: ur young
Shazad-uk: what brings you here
Jess5834: raging hormones
Shazad-uk: lol
Jess5834: so, are you up for some tight white meat?
Shazad-uk: I'm calling

btw, he actually called, and i picked up with, 'Good evening, gentlemen'
He answered with a rather sheepish, 'Hi', and now I feel bad.
He had a private number too
That woulda gone on /b/

boy_italian_15_i_love_girl: hii
Jess5834: hi
boy_italian_15_i_love_girl: i'am from italy and you?
Jess5834: 14/f/uk
boy_italian_15_i_love_girl: i'am 15 years
boy_italian_15_i_love_girl: whats your name?
Jess5834: Jess
Jess5834: Short for david
boy_italian_15_i_love_girl: beautiful
boy_italian_15_i_love_girl: my names is Damiano
Jess5834: thats a gay ass name, son
boy_italian_15_i_love_girl: i'am love girl
boy_italian_15_i_love_girl: you girl
boy_italian_15_i_love_girl: you like fish
boy_italian_15_i_love_girl: sorryyyyyyyyyyu
boy_italian_15_i_love_girl: excuse not to you
boy_italian_15_i_love_girl: sorryy
boy_italian_15_i_love_girl: sorry
boy_italian_15_i_love_girl: sorryyy
boy_italian_15_i_love_girl: sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
boy_italian_15_i_love_girl: heyy
boy_italian_15_i_love_girl: sorry

Parachat logs

Posted by Monkey-Boy - February 2nd, 2009

It doesn't feel s good as CoD4

1000/1000 on skate 2

Posted by Monkey-Boy - January 29th, 2009

Spent today doing all the freeskate challenges.
They are extremely frustrating with randoms, if you've you've played them you'll know why.

Got nothing to do now apart from wait for the skate.reel to be fixed.

This is one of my screenshots BTW

skate 2

Posted by Monkey-Boy - January 12th, 2009

First of all, I'd just like to say, rate my skate.reel footy! Just click one of the stars on the side

skate. = awesome
skate.2 demo = awesome (Few more days PS3'ers)

Anybody looking forward to this game?
I preordered it two days ago and have been all hyped up since it was announced. The demo is brilliant, if not for the time limit. Whilst some people say the graphics are weaker, personally I prefer them and now it has double the bag of tricks, including inverts, hippy jumps, finger flips, plus the ability to drag anything that isn't bolted down to the floor around to create your own spots, I can see skate.2 lasting me a long time. You can even create your own graphic on the website, and import it in game to put on a t-shirt, hat or even your deck!
And if anybody hasn't played the original or even the demo, at least try it, even if you don't like skating games cos I wasn't a fan either till I got the original skate. demo. The flickit control system is nothing like the button mashing of THPS, instead you use the right analog stick to control the movement of your feet, and consequently, the board.

At least get the demo, see if you like it and see if its worth making the investment, which in my view it obviously is.

TL;DR Read it you lazy arsehole.

Anybody looking forward to skate.2?

Posted by Monkey-Boy - December 27th, 2008

I am now renting out my banner space. Comment if you want to be the first to make an investment of a lifetime

Posted by Monkey-Boy - December 25th, 2008


Go watch my Cod: WaW montage and shit.

Also, if anybody is up for a game, add me

GT= JoeAlcorn

Posted by Monkey-Boy - December 13th, 2008

Posted by Monkey-Boy - October 25th, 2008


Also, cool glitch

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Saints row 2

Posted by Monkey-Boy - October 1st, 2008

I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.

/* */

This was a triumph.